We're-six-episodes-in update. Also, what gives, Hawaii?

Watching the listener base grow is exciting! We have subscribers in Pakistan and Qatar -- and that should only grow with the Episode 6 review of the new head of ISIS. It’s weird that we have listeners in Denmark, Korea, and Luxembourg -- but not Hawaii. We’re not taking it personally, but Hawaii is a stupid state that smells like beached sea lions.
 
With six shows in the can, we’re now calling ourselves “professional podcasters.” We had business cards printed that say “Podcaster” and have asked family and friends to address us as “Podcaster-san” as is Japanese custom. While they haven’t yet accepted that, they will -- especially after we’re emailed our Doctorate in Podcasting from a prestigious online university.
 
One thing we have learned from our research in growing a podcast listenership is that is helps to be a pretty lady. Pretty Lady Podcasts (PLPs in industry lingo) have a higher listenership, because men are simple, predictable creatures. To that end, we now identify as pretty ladies, so by all means please tell your friends about the great, pretty lady comedy podcast you found.
 
If you enjoy the show, you’ll be happy to know that we’ve been developing a routine that will allow us to produce an episode every week. We’re getting much better at the process. Editing the audio can be challenging as Jack frequently takes “weeping breaks” during recording and gives off a very high-pitched squeal every 170 seconds, like clockwork. Brian slurs most of his words and ends nearly every sentence with “You my bae.”
 
Reviews are super helpful, and if you’re one of the 35 people who gave us 5-stars on Apple, we thank you. If you haven’t reviewed us yet, then maybe you live in Hawaii? There’s also a growing website called Podchaser. It’s very similar to IMDB where you can review, follow and discover new podcasts.
 
Thanks again for being one of the early listeners. Here are links to our exciting social media platforms: